02 February 2013

The Corner Office

The sign on the office door read

Archangel Gabriel
Messenger Service, Baby Sales
& Judgment Day Counseling

Inside was a single desk piled with papers and a standing calendar with March 11, 2014 circled in red. On the desk chair hung a ball cap with "Heaven Sent" stitched on it. And behind the desk a glass case was affixed to the wall, inside which there was a trumpet. A neatly printed sign beside the case instructed:

In Case of Final Judgment
Break Glass, Blow Trumpet


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